Overheard Conversations While Shopping

Setting:
Michael's Craft Store
Looking for Crap For Class Valentines

Jack: Look! Scented candles!

Amy: (distractedly) We have tons of candles at home.

Jack: Cool, I want one for my room.

Amy: (still distracted) Sure, honey.

Jack: I want to raise the dead.


Leave it to the boy to render me and the clerk at the store completely speechless.