Houston...We have High Def

Phone Rings...

Amy: (Sitting at work on SATURDAY at 7am, ugh, don't ask) Hello?

Todd: I'm never leaving the house again.

Amy: Got the broadcast channels to work?

Todd: Just slide the food under the door.


Later...

Amy: Ok, I got the stuff here to make sushi. Todd? Where'd you go?

Todd: (running downstairs) Don't worry, honey, I'm coming!

Amy: Wrong direction, wait...you're talking to the tv aren't you? (Amy peers down the stairs to see Todd standing in the hallway with the soft glow of the tv reflecting off his body as the rays of High Def pull him in like a tractor beam from Hell.)




The next morning...

Todd: (from downstairs) Amy! Come here!

Amy: What is it?

Todd: Look at the nature shows in High Def! Look at that picture!

Amy: Todd, I don't know how to tell you this, but I F&%$ing DON'T CARE!

Todd: Fine, go away Infidel!!

I'm hoping the novelty will wear off soon, but for some reason, I highly doubt it. When I said I hear they make midget porn in High Def, he said "COOL! Get some! I'll watch anything in High Def!"

Ugh.