Should We Go On Springer?

THIS is what I have for an ex-husband.

For non-payment of child support, the county threw his hinder in the pokie.

Todd wakes up this morning and rolls over and spoons me and says, "Do you think Butch and Greg are doing this in county lock up?"

I haven't told Jack. I just can't. Hopefully, he'll get bailed out before his next visitation.

I did call the neighbor and ask her to feed Jack's cat. She said she was sorry... yeah, really, I am, too. But, maybe this will be what he needs to change his wicked ways.

I think Springer's people are already calling.